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When Smoke Signals Are Still Lies

, , , | Right | July 13, 2022

Like pretty much every movie theater in the modern world, we don’t allow smoking on the premises. I am checking a screen and I can see a customer vaping like it’s nothing.

Me: “No smoking of any kind in the theater, please, sir!”

The customer is insulted and tries to hide that he’s just taken a puff.

Customer: “I’m not smoking; I’m vaping!”

Me: “And what’s that coming out of your mouth right now?”

Customer: “I… I have a medical condition!”

Me: “What? Spontaneous combustion?”

He grunted and I kept my eye on him every few minutes throughout the rest of the movie.

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