When Smoke Signals Are Still Lies
Like pretty much every movie theater in the modern world, we don’t allow smoking on the premises. I am checking a screen and I can see a customer vaping like it’s nothing.
Me: “No smoking of any kind in the theater, please, sir!”
The customer is insulted and tries to hide that he’s just taken a puff.
Customer: “I’m not smoking; I’m vaping!”
Me: “And what’s that coming out of your mouth right now?”
Customer: “I… I have a medical condition!”
Me: “What? Spontaneous combustion?”
He grunted and I kept my eye on him every few minutes throughout the rest of the movie.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
