When Sleep Is Your Happy Place

Customer: “Do you guys sell serotonin?”

Me: “Wait, you can just… buy that now?”

Customer: “Yeah, it’s for sleep.”

Me: “Wait, did you mean melatonin?”

Customer: “…Yeah. Maybe.”

Me: “Well… Melatonin is on aisle twelve. If you find serotonin, you come back and let me know because that stuff is in short supply around here!”