When Shower Thoughts Should Stay There

My coworker is sitting in the break room, staring off into nothing. He’s gotten the reputation of being the weird one in the store.

Me: “You okay, [Coworker’s Name]?”

He turns to me and voices this thought that makes me realize why he’s viewed as the weird one:

Coworker: “Do you think cannibalism is legal if they’re not alive?”

Pause.

Me: *Turning around quickly.* “Have a nice shift, [Coworker’s Name]?”