When Shooting Bambi, Don’t Be A Dumbo
(My parents have just came home from their day out cycling in the countryside.)
Dad: “We even spotted a deer among the trees!”
Mum: “Yes, and I took some pictures of it with my new phone. Could you check if they are any good? I couldn’t figure out how to make them appear on the screen again.”
(I fiddle around with the phone a bit, only to find a handful of close-up pictures of my parents.)
Me: “Nice pictures! Next time, point the camera towards the deer, instead of towards yourself!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?