When Quacks Attack
(I worked at a zoo next to a nature trail through some wetlands. It’s not part of the zoo, just a good view.)
Them: “Hey, we just love that walking trail.”
Me: “That’s great.”
Them: “Yeah, but I was wondering. How do you keep the animals in place?”
Me: “Well, we have cages for that.”
Them: “No, out there, on the trail.”
Me: “Those are wild animals, ma’am.”
Them: “Really? But they were sitting so nicely!”
Me: “Ducks tend to do that.”
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