When Pigs Pork, You Get Pig
(I am working the customer services counter. A customer walks up and throws down a packet of pigs liver.)
Customer: “I want a packet of pork liver, but I can only find pigs’ liver. Why don’t you stock it?!”
Me: “Pigs’ liver is pork liver. Pork comes from a pig. It is the same thing. I can take you to our butcher to explain this if you want.”
Customer: “You think I was born yesterday? They are not the same thing. And, even if they are, I want it to say pork liver.”
Me: “Pigs and pork are the same.”
Customer: “They are not!” *throws the liver at me and storms out the door*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?