When ‘Our Son’ Sounds Like ‘Arson’
(My fiancé and I are talking about starting a family and raising kids after the wedding. We agree that there are several things that people do not teach their children anymore that really needs to be taught. Then, this conversation starts.)
Fiancé: “Just to let you know, when we have kids, there are some things I’m going to teach them.”
Me: “That’s fine. Kinda figured.”
Fiancé: “Like fire safety.”
Me: “…okay.”
Fiancé: “In a very unique way.”
Me: “That could be dangerous.”
Fiancé: “…and this is how you make a home-made flamethrower!”
Me: “…”
Fiancé: “…and this is how you put out someone on fire. Any volunteers?”
Me: “You are not setting our children on fire!”
Fiancé: “…put some hand sanitizer on their arm…”
Me: “YOU ARE NOT SETTING OUR CHILDREN ON FIRE!”
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