When Movie Theaters Get Too Immersive

(My friends and I are seeing Star Wars at a theater where you could reserve your seats. We walk up to the box office to order our tickets.)

Me: “Uh, five for Star Wars in IMAX 3D.”

Ticket Worker: “Okay…” *presses some buttons on the computer in front of her* “Do you guys want the G-spots?”

(My friends start losing their minds.)

Me: *holding back tears* “The what, now?”

Ticket Worker: “The spots in row G, in the middle of the theater. Close enough so it’s not small, far enough so you don’t have to bend your head up—”

(Her coworker is in stitches.)

Ticket Worker: “What’s so funny about— Oh. Oh, my god.” *starts laughing, too* “I should have realized.”

Me: “It’s all right. We’ll take the G-spots!”