When Men Design Women At The Character Creation Stage

A young male customer comes into the store and starts loudly proclaiming at our customer service desk. All the employees are women.

Customer: “I need to get a bra for my girl! She’s super-hot and her breasts are huge! I need the biggest bra you guys have got!”

Coworker: “Uh… well, we have a lot of size options, sir. Do you know what specific size your girlfriend wears?”

Customer: “Didn’t you hear me? The biggest you’ve got! She’s super-hot!”

Coworker: “I’ll show you the… larger… selection we have in stock.”

Customer: “And I need panties for her! Super small, as she’s super skinny! Smallest you got!”

My coworker knows she is going to regret asking this.

Coworker: “Do you know what waist size she—”

Customer: “Smallest you got! She’s a model! Super skinny and super-hot! Don’t you know what kind of woman she is?”

Coworker: “Imaginary?”