When Lovers Really Dig Each Other

(My family are sitting round the dinner table.)

Me: “So several of my classmates have been loudly discussing crazy places where they ‘do it’. One of them was talking about when they did it in a graveyard! Who wants to do it in a graveyard?!”

(My 13-year-old brother replies without missing a beat.)

Brother: “Necrophiliacs?”

(We all burst out laughing at this. Seconds later, my mother realises something.)

Mum: “Wait a second—how do you know what that means?!”

Me: “Mum, he uses the internet on a daily basis. Are you really that surprised?”