When Life Gives You Lemons, Don’t Sell Them
Customer: “I need your lemonade.”
Me: “What size?”
Customer: “Large. But I am allergic to lemons.”
Me: “O… kay? Well, our lemonade is made from freshly squeezed lemons.”
The customer just stares at me with that “So, what are you going to do for me?” look.
Me: “…so, I wouldn’t recommend drinking… that?”
Customer: “But I want it?”
Me: “If you’re allergic to lemons, you can’t.”
Customer: “So, what should I do?”
Me: “Drink something other than lemonade?”
Customer: “Well, you’re not being very helpful.”
Me: “I’d rather be unhelpful and not kill you.”
Customer: “You should know how to be helpful without killing me!”
The customer walked away and I was left thinking that this job will be the death of me.
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