When Life Gives You Lemons: Buy Apples

Customer: “Excuse me. Could you show me where your lemons are?”

Me: “Of course.”

(I show her and she thanks me graciously. When she is finished shopping I am working on the registers. Remembering me, she decides to get in my line.)

Customer: “Thank you so much for earlier. I do love lemons!”

(She then unloaded her trolley. She had five crates of apples and not a lemon in sight. She paid and left happy. The apples aren’t even on the same aisle.)