When Life Gives You Lemonade, Make Phone Calls

(During a big family get together, a drink is spilled on my camera. Multiple people panic and yell. When someone told me what has happened I stand and say:)

Me: “No problem. I’ll rinse it off.”

(There is more yelling.)

Family: “No! Don’t put it in water!”

Me: “Um, guys, it’s waterproof.”

Five-Year-Old: “But is it lemonade proof?”