When Life Doesn’t Give You Raspberry Lemons…

, , , | Right | February 5, 2020

(I am working the night shift at a smaller version of a fast food chain. We have a number of items, but sadly, not some of the more in-demand items during the summer months. I hear my headset go off, meaning it’s time for a drive-thru customer.)

Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. My name is [My Name]; how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I want two small frozen raspberry lemonades.”

Me: “Sorry, sir, we actually don’t have those here.”

Customer: “F*** you! You’re a [Restaurant], aren’t you?!”

Me: “Well, yes, but—”

Customer: “Then make me my f****** lemonades!”

Me: “Sir, I don’t have the equi—”

Customer: “You’re just lazy and don’t want to make me my lemonades!”

Me: “No. I simply can’t make your lemonades.”

Customer: “You’re just lazy!”

(The customer proceeded to drive through, flipping me off at the window. Well, at least his lack of an order allowed me to be a bit lazier and not serve him.)

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