When Lesbians Get Shirty

, , , , , | Romantic | April 1, 2019

(My wife and I are both women.)

Me: “That shirt makes you look like a lesbian.”

Wife: “I mean, I married you, so… mission accomplished?”

(I laugh and go to finish getting ready. Suddenly, it hits me.)

Me: “Wait a second… That’s my shirt!”

Wife: *hysterical laughter*

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