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When I Was A Kid It Was Just Ants In Your Pants

| Related | July 22, 2016

(I am babysitting my nine-year-old nephew after school.)

Me: “How was your day at school today?”

Nephew: “Today was share day, and we talked about our pets.”

Me: “Oh, that sounds fun!”

Nephew: “Not really. Everybody was talking about their dogs and cats, and I was feeling sad because I was the only without a pet. So when it was my turn, I told everyone I have a snake.”

Me: “Haha, well, I guess it’s okay to stretch the truth sometimes!”

Nephew: “I wasn’t really lying. I do have a snake… In my pants!”

(My nephew is no longer allowed to watch late night TV with his father.)

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