When He Tried To Be Both Trick AND Treat
I’m an ER nurse and it is Halloween, so we have been getting some rather colorful patients. I am doing intake and a group of gay men wearing animal costumes approaches, all looking rather sheepish. One of them is wearing a towel around his midsection.
Me: “What’s the reason you’re here, so I can give you the correct intake form?”
Man #1: “Well, my friend here wanted to wear a tail to the club, y’know, to have the best costume.”
Me: “Okay?”
Man #1: “And he… well… he wanted to make it, like… interactive with some of the guys at the club, and…”
Me: *Picks up a specific form* “Okay, so it’s a ‘removal’ procedure? Did he use lube?”
Man #1: “Wait… how did you know?”
Me: “Animal tail attached to a butt plug that gets stuck? Happens every Halloween.”
Man #2: “So… I’m not the first?”
Me: “Oh, honey. You’re not even the first tonight.”
Seriously… every d*** Halloween.
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