When Funding Is Poultry
Customer: “Hi, can I have the chicken salad without chicken?”
Me: “Uh, you mean a regular salad?”
Customer: “No. I want the chicken salad without the chicken.”
Me: “Ma’am, a chicken salad without the chicken is just a salad.”
Customer: *stares blankly* “What’s the difference?”
Me: “There’s no chicken.”
*customer stares blankly*
Me: “It’s cheaper?”
Customer: “Okay! I’ll have that!”
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