When Exes Butt In

| Romantic | April 21, 2014

(I’m having a small argument with my ex-girlfriend, who is also my best friend. Eventually things settle down, and we start joking with each other.)

Me: “You butt.”

Ex: “You love me, though, and therefore you love butt.”

Me: “Well, it has been determined that [Current Boyfriend] is, in fact, the biggest butt, so yeah.”

Ex: “As long as you aren’t denying your butt love.”

Me: “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

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