When Customers Can’t Process Past The Processed Stuff
It’s my first day working at the grocery store, and a trainer is showing me how to stack the shelves.
Trainer: “By the end of the evening, we need to go collect all the abandoned produce from the confectionery aisles.”
Me: “Why is there abandoned produce at the confectionery aisles?”
Trainer: “Actually, it’s mostly green vegetables and ready-made salads.”
Me: “And they’re always abandoned in the confectionery aisle?”
Trainer: “Yup.”
Me: “Why?”
Trainer: “Important life decisions are made in that aisle.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?