The Punis
(My girlfriend and I are both female. She really likes puns.)
Me: “What’s [Girlfriend’s] favorite part about eating hot dogs? The puns!”
Girlfriend: “That makes it sound like I like penis jokes.”
Me: “You do like penis jokes.”
Girlfriend: “I’m a lesbian; all penises are jokes.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?