When Coffee Tastes Are Too Well Grounded, Part 2

Customer:  “Gimme one tall coffee.”

Me: “Okay. Would you like room for cream?”

Customer: “No, d*** it! I just want American coffee; no ice cream, mayonnaise, whipped cream, or any of that crap! Can’t I just buy a d*** cup of American coffee!?”

Me: “Sorry, sir.  What flavor would you like today?”

Customer: “Sumatra.”

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