When Bowels Camembert It Any Longer

| San Diego, CA, USA | Right | April 28, 2011

Customer: “Can I get a quesadilla with guacamole, but no sour cream? I’m lactose intolerant.”

Me: “You do realize that a quesadilla is just cheese in a flour tortilla, right?”

Customer: “I do. You should pray you never have to live in a world where you can not eat cheese without incurring the wrath of your own bowels.”

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  • Aaron

    My best friend in a nutshell

  • Ace_of_Judea

    Don’t they make pills for that? I heard they make pills for that.

    • Aaron

      Yup. But, it still comes out the other end, sometimes bloody, and still messes with your bowels