When Age Equals I.Q.
(Our car insurance policies include an extension that lets customers drive other vehicles with minimum-level cover, but it’s only available to customers over 25.)
Me: “Good morning, how can I help?”
Customer: “Hi, I’ve got a policy with you. Will it let me drive other cars?”
Me: “It might. Could I ask your age, please?”
Customer: “I’m 23.”
Me: “I’m afraid not. You have to be 25 years old or over before we give you that extension.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. How do I get that, then?”
Me: “…you have to turn 25.”
Customer: “Oh! When will that be?”