What’s Surprising Is That He Didn’t Tell You About The Surprise
I’m scanning tickets for a small theater. A man and his young son come up to me, presenting their tickets.
Customer: “All right, this is the theater for the ocean movie, right?”
Me: “No, this is for Jurassic Park.”
He looks at his son and back to me and gets suddenly angry.
Customer: “Thanks for ruining the surprise!” *Storms into the theater*
