Whatever You Do, DON’T Show Her “Wall-E”

, , , , | Learning | July 11, 2019

(My eleventh-grade sociology teacher is terrified of any and all roaches. She even keeps a meter stick, called the “Holy Spirit Stick,” for others to kill them. We are talking about our fears and what we would do when facing them. We talk about clowns, spiders, heights, and then my teacher with roaches. She explains to us what she would do.)

Teacher: “I would run. I’m leaving you all here. Every man for himself. You deal with it. I can’t be in the same room as one.”

Student: “What about your kids?”

Teacher: “Nope, I’m leaving them. I hate roaches. A lot. They survive everything. They’re unkillable. Plus, they fly.”

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