What The World Needs Now Is Insert Noun Here

| ON, Canada | Romantic | August 31, 2012

(I am the boyfriend from What The World Needs Now Is Lust Sweet Lust. He and I have come to realize ‘I lust you’ also sounds too weird.)

Boyfriend: “I lust you.”

Me: *awkwardly* “I lust you too…”

Boyfriend: *pause* “Yeah that sounds weird too, now doesn’t it?”

Me: “Yeah, what are we going to do?”

Boyfriend: “Well, what about I heart you?”

Me: “No, that sounds like I’m saying an emoticon at you.”

Boyfriend: “What if we just replace the ‘l’ word with random nouns?”

Boyfriend: “I tinfoil you.”

Me: “I lampshade you.”

Boyfriend: “Are we just looking at our surroundings and picking objects to insert into I blank you?”

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