What The Beep Is This?!
(Back in the mid-90s, my father discovered the joys of collect calling. Sadly, he is also very impatient and easily distracted, leading to several people and companies receiving calls like this:)
Recording: “You have a collect call from… uuuugh…”
Recording: “You have a collect call from…” *Dad trying to quiet my baby sister* “Shhh… Quiet, baby.”
Recording: “You have a collect call from… I’m waiting for the beep; I don’t hear a beep!”
(Surprisingly, all these calls were somehow accepted.)
