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What She Needs Is A Skynet

, , , , , , | Right | January 24, 2011

Customer: “Hello, I have a problem. My computer doesn’t do anything.”

Me: “You mean that it doesn’t turn on?”

Customer: “It turns on just fine, but then it doesn’t do anything after that.

Me: “So, you mean that after turning on, you simply get a blank screen?”

Customer: “No, it shows the manufacturer’s logo for a moment, then it says ‘loading.’”

Me: “And it just gets stuck there, then?”

Customer: “No. After that, there’s a picture of a green field and a blue sky.”

Me: “Well, that’s the default desktop. That all sounds right.”

Customer: “But it doesn’t do anything! I’ve left it for hours and hours and nothing will happen once it gets there!”

Me: “So, even if you click on an icon or a button or try to move the mouse, there’s no response? Could you try to be a little more specific about the problem?”

Customer: “Mouse? Icons? Why would I try to click on anything?! My friend told me this thing could do my taxes and my homework but it just sits there all day and doesn’t do anything!”

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