What Princesses Get For Marrying Frogs

| Romantic | November 26, 2011

Husband: “So the guy asks the cop, out of all the cars, why’d you pull me over? The cop says, ‘Ever go fishing and try to catch all the fish?'”

Me: *laughing* “Well, look at you. You go fishing, and all you catch is a poor sad little minnow!”

Husband: “Minnow? No. More like a tadpole.”

Me: “A tadpole?! Seriously?!”

Husband: “I only meant it like you have room to grow!”

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