What Kind Of Treatments Has He Been Getting?!

, , , , , , , | Right | January 30, 2019

(I am working in the pharmacy section when an older gentleman approaches me.)

Customer: “Excuse me, but where are your vibrators?”

Me: “I can take you there if you just want to follow me.”

(I take him to the aisle where we also keep condoms, lube, etc. He appears incredibly flustered.)

Customer: “No, not these vibrators… Ones for your muscles!”

Me: “Well, first of all, those are called massagers, and they are going to be over in the domestics area.”

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