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What Is This Smelly Madness?!

| Related | July 2, 2015

(I collect plastic models of dragons, animals, and prehistoric creatures, every single one of which has a name, and just got a kaprosuchus from my grandmother. Note that my grandmother is hard of hearing.)

Grandmother: “So what are you going to name it?”

Me: “His name’s Sparta.”

Grandmother: “You named it Farta?!”

Me: “Yeah… that’s totally what I named him, because I’m, like, five years old…”

Grandmother: “Well, I’m not calling it that!”

(She’s still under the impression that I now own a plastic crocodile named Farta…)

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