What Is This Smelly Madness?!
(I collect plastic models of dragons, animals, and prehistoric creatures, every single one of which has a name, and just got a kaprosuchus from my grandmother. Note that my grandmother is hard of hearing.)
Grandmother: “So what are you going to name it?”
Me: “His name’s Sparta.”
Grandmother: “You named it Farta?!”
Me: “Yeah… that’s totally what I named him, because I’m, like, five years old…”
Grandmother: “Well, I’m not calling it that!”
(She’s still under the impression that I now own a plastic crocodile named Farta…)
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?
