What, Is It After Labor Day?
(It is the 1980s. My parents have been invited by some friends of theirs to go on a cruise. My dad is exploring the ship when he is approached by an elderly couple. Note: my dad is currently wearing white pants and a white jacket over his shirt.)
Elderly Woman: “Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to the pool?”
Dad: “I don’t know. I’m on vacation, too.”
(The woman huffs and walks away, and says to her husband:)
Elderly Woman: “The nerve of that guy, wearing white on a cruise ship.”
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