What If I Don’t Have A Beard?

One day, someone called me and started a spiel about some beard-related stuff they wanted to sell over the phone. In Denmark, only four things are allowed to be sold over the phone: newspaper and magazine subscriptions, books, insurance, and subscriptions to health-related transports. This one was none of those things.

Me: “I’m not interested.”

Caller: “But how can you know when I haven’t fully explained our products?”

Me: “I’m sorry. I think we have a bad connection. All I’m hearing is stupid.”

I then hung up. I never heard from them again.