Don’t Count On Him To Listen
(We’re in a long-distance relationship and catching up on Facetime at the end of the day. I already told him my plans for the next day but he asks me what they are again.)
Me: “You don’t listen to me.”
Boyfriend: “Sorry, I promise to try to listen to you… Won’t be 100%, though. Maybe 75%.”
Me: “75?! Not even 80!”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, I predict I won’t listen well 35% of the time.”
Me: *starts cracking up* “That’s even worse! 100 minus 35 is 65, sweetie. I love you.”
Boyfriend: “I know I’m bad at counting…”
Me: “How are you an engineer?!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.