What Home Isn’t Improved With Milk?
(It is a half-hour before the home improvement store where I work closes for the night.)
Customer: “Where is the milk?”
Me: “We don’t sell milk. “
Customer: “What do you mean, you don’t sell milk? “
Me: “We don’t sell milk. We never have. Try the [Store #1] next door, or the [Store #2] across the street.”
Customer: “Not any food anywhere in the whole store?”
Me: “We have chips and pop up at the registers.”
(The customer stared at me, confused, for a while before finally leaving.)
