What Happens In The Factory Stays In The Factory

We send out tyre fitters to work on a heavy plant. I have to collate their reports and send out to customers for invoicing. Sometimes I have to be a little… creative when interpreting what they write down.

A report comes in:

Report: “Once fitted, tighten nuts and run round yard.”

As soon as I finished snorting I rewrote it for the customer as, “Once fitted, tighten wheel nuts and run machine.”