What Do They Think A Married Couple Looks Like?!
A customer walks up to the deli and hot counter and asks for:
Customer: “A couple of wings.”
I repeated her order, she confirmed, and I handed her a bag with two wings.
Customer: “No, I said I wanted a couple of wings.”
Me: “That is a couple of wings.”
Customer: “No! That’s two wings! I want a couple!”
Me: “Ma’am, a couple IS two.”
Customer: “Well, I wanted seven.”
