What Are Jew Smoking?
Coworker: “Doesn’t your boyfriend worship Satan?”
Me: “What? No. He’s Jewish.”
Coworker: “Exactly. He’s a Satanist, right?”
Me: “What are you smoking?”
Coworker: “That star thing… It’s the star of Satan right?”
Me: *incredulous pause* “Wow. You’re confusing the Star of David with a Pentagram?”
Coworker: “They’re not the same thing?”
Me: “No. The Star of David has six points. Pentagrams have five. Plus, pentagrams don’t mean Satan worship, either; they’re a symbol used by Wiccans.”
(The sad thing is, the coworker still couldn’t figure out there was a difference between five and six, that Jews weren’t witches, and that witches weren’t Satanists, either.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
