What An Idioot

(I’m in the car with my dad and we see several customized license plates. He likes to jokingly call people ‘morons’ while driving.)

Dad: “If I ever got a vanity plate I’d probably have it say ‘you moron’ so I could call all the bad drivers morons all the time.”

Me: “How would you spell it to make it fit?”

Dad: “Oh… uh… U-M-O-R-A-N, I guess.”

Me: “Dad, ‘moron’ has two ‘O’s in it.”

Dad: “…So, it’s M-O-O-R-A-N?”