What About “If You Can’t Say Anything Nice…”?
My son is four and is learning that some truths are best left unsaid. A larger lady with close-cropped hair joins the queue behind us.
Son: “Mummy, look at that really fat man!”
Me: “Darling, that’s a lady, and you should be polite!”
Son: “So, she is really fat, just not a man?”
Me: “What would you do if someone said that to you?”
Son: “I would crash through the floor, and then through the earth, and then into the lava.”
Lady: *Having heard everything* “Then I’m taking you with me, sunshine! Better start running away now; keep you nice and slim!”
My son shrieked and laughed, and now remembers that exercise keeps you healthy. Thank you to the lady for being so understanding!