What A Total Witch
(My niece has recently become obsessed with the Harry Potter series, and during a movie marathon has just had a fan-girl moment where she was upset at one of the Weasley twins having a girlfriend.)
Niece: “That witch!”
Me: “Pun not intended?”
Niece: *doubles over laughing*
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