What A Sweet Old Bag
(During the night shift at the restaurant I work at, a customer pulls up.)
Customer: “I’ll get a cheeseburger, a small [Soda], and some chips, please.”
Me: “Okay, will that be all for today?”
Customer: *deadpan* “Well, could you dip the bag in chocolate? Can you do that?”
(I laugh, because the customer made a direct quote from comedian Tim Hawkins who has a joke about how people never eat healthily at fast food places.)
Me: “I see that you watch Tim Hawkins!”
(There is an awkward silence on the other end of the phone.)
Customer: “Uh… who’s Tim Hawkins?”
Me: “Never mind.”
Customer: “But can you dip the bag in chocolate?”
Me: “No, sir, we can’t.”
(To this day I have no idea whether it was an actual, insane request, or if somebody with a sense of humor decided to mess with my mind.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?