What A Ship Dit
Friends, Health & Body, Language & Words, Oklahoma, Text/Chat/Email, USA | Friendly | December 25, 2017
(Recently, a number of things have thrown me into ill health. Caring for a dog for a few days exacerbates my allergy problems. I chat routinely with a really nice guy from Tehran. I tell him of a planned doctor visit for my problems.)
Friend: “You are having a fitting cough?”
(I think, “No, dip s***, it’s not ‘fitting’ for anyone. I would only wish this on my worst enemies.” At that moment, I try to cough up a lung. I am in enough agony that I think about saying something I might regret to a nice friend. Then it dawns on me:)
Me: “You mean a coughing fit?”
Friend: “Yes, that’s it.”
(Isn’t language fun?)
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