What A Sheety Thing To Do
Home, Parents/Guardians, Seattle, Silly, Spouses & Partners, Washington | Romantic
| January 21, 2018
(I’m sitting on my bed when my dad sits next to me.)
Dad: “When your mother gave birth to you, do you want to know the first thing she said to me?”
Me: “No?”
Dad: *continuing anyway* “She said, ‘CHANGE THE SHEETS, YOU B******; I’M BIRTHING YOUR CHILD!’”
Mom: *from the next room* “And what did we come home to? Dirty sheets! That’s what!”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?