What A S*** Story

, , , , | Related | August 8, 2018

(My dad brings us kids a movie to watch every night. This movie is rated PG.)

Kid: *on screen* “S*** happens.”

Other Character: “Uh, what?”

Kid: *pronouncing it clearly* “S***. Happens.”

Dad: *starts laughing*

Me: “Um, Dad? I don’t get it. What’s funny?”

Sister: “Yeah, what’s ‘s***’ mean?”

Dad: *shaking head, still laughing* “Never you mind; it’s a bad word. Only grownups can say it!”

Me: “But a kid is saying it…”

(Dad ignored me and continued to laugh. Later, I understood what it meant, but I still think it was stupid joke. Movies waste a lot of money to make stupid jokes for stupid people, I guess.)

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