What A Little Des-Pot

Customer: “I saw that you make customised water bowls?”

Me: “Yes, we can engrave your pet’s name on it.”

Customer: “Okay, I want one, but first I need to explain. My kitten likes to dig out any potted plant inside the house and then get inside the pot. He likes to curl up and hide inside any plant pot, and then just watch the house from inside it.”

Me: *Wondering where this is going.* “Okay?”

Customer: “And he’s also a little f****** dictator. He meows from his pot and expects us to bring things to him and do his bidding.”

Me: “Right.”

Customer: “So what I’m trying to say is that the cat’s name is Pol Pot and that’s what I’d like engraved on His Majesty’s water bowl.”