What A Herk
Me: “May I have a baguette with sliced cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and onion, please?
Shop Worker: “No onion.”
Me: “Oh, dear. Do you suppose I may have some jalapeños instead?”
(I pronounced it correctly, the Spanish / Mexican way.)
Shop Worker: “We don’t got no… ‘halla-penyoes’. We have got ‘jalla-peenoes.’ But we don’t got no…” *injecting all the scorn she could possibly muster* “HALLA-PENYOES.”
Me: “Okay, no worries. If you don’t have jalapeños I’ll go next door. Have a good day.”
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?