What A Herk
Sandwich Shop | Working | January 11, 2016
Me: “May I have a baguette with sliced cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and onion, please?
Shop Worker: “No onion.”
Me: “Oh, dear. Do you suppose I may have some jalapeños instead?”
(I pronounced it correctly, the Spanish / Mexican way.)
Shop Worker: “We don’t got no… ‘halla-penyoes’. We have got ‘jalla-peenoes.’ But we don’t got no…” *injecting all the scorn she could possibly muster* “HALLA-PENYOES.”
Me: “Okay, no worries. If you don’t have jalapeños I’ll go next door. Have a good day.”
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