What A Diabeetus, Part 14
I work at a natural foods store.
Customer: “My doctor has told me I have diabetes.”
Me: “I am sorry to hear that.”
Customer: *Holding up an item.* “Can I eat this?”
Me: “I can’t say, ma’am. You would need to consult your doctor or a dietary professional to advise you on what foods are best suited to any medical conditions.”
Customer: *Holding up another item, ignoring me.* “Can I eat this?”
Me: “I can’t advise, ma’am. I can tell you what foods we have that are low or zero sugar but I CANNOT advise on what foods are best suited to any medical conditions.”
Customer: “Hmm, well you should know. This is where my friend buys his diabetes supplies.”
Me: “Ma’am. I’m a retail employee at a grocery store. We don’t sell “diabetes supplies,” I have not gone to medical school, I don’t know anything about diabetes.”
Pause.
Customer: “Do you sell those things that allow diabetics to eat what they want as long as they stick a needle in themselves?”
Me: “I really hope you’re not talking about insulin.”
Customer: “Yes, that. Do you have anything like that or something you can recommend?”
Me: “I recommend… that you go back to your doctor and have them explain all this to you again… twice.”
Related:
What A Diabeetus, Part 13
What A Diabeetus, Part 12
What A Diabeetus, Part 11
What A Diabeetus, Part 10
What A Diabeetus, Part 9






