What A Crock
(My family and I are on holiday visiting a craft village. We are currently in a kitchenware shop and I’m standing next to a “Le Creuset” crockery display distinguishable by its bright orange colour. I have a pram with a child inside and I’m holding my other child. I’m wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops.)
Customer: “Excuse me. Do you know how much this set is?”
Me: “Erm, no, sorry. I don’t have a clue.”
Customer: “Do you not work here?”
Me: “No!”
Customer: “Oh, right, it’s just because your t-shirt is the same colour as the crockery.”
(This happened about five years ago and has confused me ever since.)